Selfportrait

Advertising myself (nahhh... I'm just the cheapest model for drawing).

IFN: A flawed attempt at a personal ad

Godo Dalí

This is an old illo I made for IF of Godo playing Dali :)

IFN: Special moustache.

food friends and fortunes

This invite is totally real. If you know where I live come over. And bring food. But mostly Im just making a comment on how isolating it is being an internet nerd. I almost stuck my phone number on there because I knew there was no risk in someone calling me. That would be too social.

Anyway, Ive been collecting fortunes all week and after I scanned this incredible work of art that took me all night I opened up another cookie that said, "Good friends make good food even better."

Now I'm just feeling sorry for myself.

(Apparently I selected the word Fortune this week on IF. This is just one more thing on the long list of strange stuff that has happened to me lately. Now usually I am too drunk to remember submitting words, but since I hadnt drank in over a week (a short lived sobriety stunt) I know I didnt submit any words to IF, much less Fortune. So while hundreds of people draw cheesy scenes of pot-o-golds this week don't thank me. Thank the increasingly weird direction my life is heading in.)

IF: Fortune
IFN: The Blogosphere.

Disappointment

This illo was made from a pic by Patricia Villanueva.

I wonder why nobody told me that the first time it's not what you think...

IFN: Everything you always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask.

Aquí como que hay gato encerrado

IFN: There is no there there.

Romance?

IFN: Romance is dead, long live romance!

Love can hurt

Sometimes Alejandro hates being the only grandchild.

IFN: 'What am I doing here?'

I won't drink more...

...but I won't drink less either ;)

IFN: 'Wincing the night away.'

If my sister could...

This is based on a true moment that happened at my mom's. I guess my sister didn't mean to say that... or did she?

I'm so happy for being invited to participate on IFN! Thank u guys ;)

IFN: 'It is certain because it is impossible.'