Never push your dog up a swan's cloaca

IFN: corrupting/expanding innocent minds

Headache

I need IFN like a hole in the head
(IFN: Holes and other superficialities)

agony/ecstasy

Night dog walking. yeah, they keep you warm on a cold night, but somehow they still have to go out and pee on that same cold night. Part of my drudgery series.
IFN: the agony and/or the ecstasy