Trimming

IFN: Special moustache.

sneeze

IFN: a book I'll always remember

Box room

IFN: cardboard box

Arboreophilia

IFN: Everything you always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask.

Confirms Feline Tie

IFN: "Confirms Feline Tie" is an anagram of "limits of inference".

silly moo

IFN:No, no, no.
Not tonight, I have a headache.

Cock of the Walk

IFN: Romance is dead, long live romance!

Porridge deficit

IFN: 'What am I doing here?'

The Bovine Kettle

IFN: 'We all boil at different degrees.'