It might not be a pop song but I like it.
The Waiter by David Baerwald
Good Evening sir and madam
I would like to introduce myself
I’ll be your waiter and your friend for the evening
My only purpose is to serve
And if I might observe
Madam is looking quite spectacular this evening
And if I might suggest
The trout is very very fresh
And the chef has taken pains with the sauces
And the pastries are divine
And we have a special wine
Brought directly back from Paris by our bosses
Am I alone in this?
Am I alone?
Am I alone in this?
Am I alone?
I am your waiter
I am ordinary
And the wildest in the world
I am your waiter
