It's Jeannette's birthday. She's 23. Apparently, this is just more bad news. But I would imagine her own personal ad to go something like this:Black hair, darker heart: SWF seeks suitable host for a growing, persistent evil. Must like dead clowns, unicorns trapped on aircraft carriers. Excellent at bagging groceries; just imagine what I can do for you.IFN: A flawed attempt at saying happy birthday.
