IFN: The Blogosphere.
Not only can you buy happiness but you can buy prostitutes especially if you first sell your soul and have advertising on your site (I still think you should have sold out to the Colonel, Steve) and then they make you even happier and introduce their friends who can lay their hands on illegal substances that will make you even happier. And what's more there are no morals in the blogoshpere so I won't burn in hell for this thought process.
